Poutyface - Baby TeeTrademarked. Patented. Deployed at maximum effect in every grocery store aisle since birth. The lip quiver alone could end wars. The Details: Green vintage trademark style design reads "Trademark" arched at top, with a cartoon sad kid face (tear on cheek, frown) in the center. "Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face. "Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol. "Reg. Us. Pat. Office." sits to the right.

Witches are not even on the list

Black text arcs above reading "I'm A Hoot" in a bold retro rounded font

Your kid is going pro in the only sport that matters to every parent on earth

Bright orange and yellow flames fill the background

blue text reads "State Champions" with a small blue home plate icon underneath

The most important friendship in your kid's life is not at school

The sap on every surface

White text on a black background reads "Habitual Line Stepper" in bold sans-serif block lettering

Illustrated in orange

blue wheels

The cat will remember this

The elf character has rosy cheeks