The Exec Original 2.0Say hello to The Original 2. 0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate lens, improved E Spot and Turbo adjustment points, and new Viper Grip rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect and authority than ever before.

while the anti-scratch lens ensures an extreme view in any condition

baby opossums

and a timeless fit

Remarkably adjustable

Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown

The Butt Bar Beer Belt is back and slimmer than ever

eliminating swallow hazard

small fry for small heads

the party people

Perfect for racing or avoiding your responsibilities

Just kidding

it'll make ya feel like you're ridin' smooth at 69 miles per hour